Men are better friends

Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the
next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at
her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none
of them confirm that.

Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he
tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his
friend's apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them
confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that
night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is
there with them!

Conclusion:


Men are better friends

Never Give Up

Few Theorems

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success........ is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.


In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.


All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.


Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late...... the bus is still late.


Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have a pen, you don't have paper...... if you have both, no one calls.


Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

Why is it that when you dial a wrong number, it is never busy?

All PMT buses are crowded.
Corollary----- PMT buses in opposite direction always go empty.


After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.


If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.


The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Beaaaaaaaaaaaaaautiful

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

The answers tot were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

____________________


"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."


Rebecca- age 8

____________________

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.

You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

Billy - age 4
____________________

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
____________________

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
____________________

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
____________________

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
____________________

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
____________________

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

Noelle - age 7
____________________
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
____________________

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."

Cindy - age 8
____________________
"My mommy loves me more than anybody .
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6
____________________
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5
____________________
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
____________________
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)
Karen - age 7
____________________

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
____________________

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.

The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.


The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.


Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.


When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,



"Nothing, I just helped him cry"

Joke !!!

The HR manager of a company interviewed a sales professional. The
manager asked a lot of questions and finally asked "how much u want as salary?"

The professional said 80,000/- rupees per month with car, bungalow and servants.
The manager said we will give u 150,000 rupees per month, a BMW car with
driver, a bungalow in the center of the town and numerous servants having
their quarters behind the building. Astonished with this, the professional said
"kyon mazaq karte hain aap".......

The manager replied "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"........

Poetry !!!

rail ki siti main kaisi hijar ki tamheed thi,
us ko rukhsat kar kay ghar lotay to andaza huwa

Always Believe in Yourself

Get to know yourself -
what you can do
and what you cannot do -
for only you can make your
life happy

Believe that by working
learning and achieving
you can reach your goals
and be successful

Believe in your own creativity
as a means of expressing
your true feelings

Believe in appreciating life
Be sure to have fun every day
and to enjoy
the beauty in the world

Believe in love
Love your friends
your family
yourself
and your life

Believe in your dreams
and your dreams can become
a reality

-Poem by Susan Polis Schutz

Moral of the story is ....

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents
For a family story with a moral at the end of it, and
To return the next day to tell their stories.

In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example
First, " My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One
Day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket
On the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump
In the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the
Eggs broke. The moral of the story is not to put all
Your eggs in one basket.."

" Very good," said the teacher.

Next, Mary said, " We are farmers too. We had twenty
Eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got
Ten chicks. The moral of this story is not to count
Your chickens before they're hatched .."

" Very good," said the teacher again, very pleased with
The response so far.

Next it was Barney's turn to tell his story: " My dad
Told me this story about my Aunt Karen.... Aunt Karen
Was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got
Hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all
She had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a
Machete."

" Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.

" Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to
Prepare herself; then she landed right in the middle
Of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of
Them with the machine gun until she ran out of
Bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete
Till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten
With her bare hands."

" Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, " What did
Your father say was the moral of that frightening
Story?"

" Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been
Drinking..."

Patrick Henry, March 23, 1775.

Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

Abhee Khasa Qarz chukana hay ..

kuch khawab hain jin ko likhna hai
Tabeer ki surat deni hai
Kuch log hai ujray dil wale
Jinhe apni muhabbat deni hai
Kuch phool hain jin ko chunana hai
Or haar ki surat deni hai
Kuch apni neendein baqi hain
Jinhe bantna hai kuch logo main
Un ko bhi rahtain deni hain
Ay umre rawan
Ahista chal
Abhi khasa karz chukana hai

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the mastery of simplicity

Interviewer said, "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"

Interviewer said, " I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"


The candidate thought for a while and said, " My choice is one really difficult question."
" Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the interviewer.

Here is your question: " What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the correctness of the answer to that one question. He thought for a while and said, " It's DAY sir!"

" How?" the interviewer asked.


" Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"


Moral : Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the mastery of simplicity

Pic of Mine

Miscellaneous Poetry

zindagi ko khawahish-e-zur mein basar kertay rhay
ik kufun ke wastay kitna safar kertay rehay




ab to jatay hain meer may kaday say
phir aa gaein ger khuda alaya .

Is say Pehlay ke hum be-wafa ho jaein

is se pehle ke Bewafa ho jayin
kyon na aiy Dost hum juda ho jayain

Tu bhi hijr se ban gaya pathar
hum bhi kal jane kya se kya ho jayain

Tu kay yakta tha beshumar hoa
hum bhi totay to jabaja ho jayain

Hum bhi majboriyoon kay uzer karain
phir kahin or Mubtala ho jayain

Hum agar manzilein na ban payain
manzilon tak ka rasta ho jayin

Bandagi hum ne chor di hai FARAZ
kya karien log jab khuda ho jayain

Faiz--

Tum Maray Pass Reho !!!

tum mairay pass reho .
mairay qatil maray dildaar maray pas reho
jis ghuri raat chulay
asmanon ka lehoo pee kay siyah raat chulay

marhum-e-mushk liey nishter-e-ulmaas liey
bain kerti hoey . hunsti hoey gati niklay
durd ke qasni pazaib bajati niklay
jis ghuri seenon mein doobay hoey dil assteenon mein nehan hathon ke rah tuknay lagain

aur bachon ke biluknay ki terha, qulqulay may . behr-e-nasood ki terha michlay to manaey na manay


jub koi bat banaey na banay
jub na koi baat chulay
jis ghuri rat chulay
jis ghuri matumi sunsaan siyah raat chulay
pas reho
mairay qatil maray dildar
mairay pas reho

Poetry - Noon Meem Rashid

yoon saja chaand ke jhulka taira andaaz ka rung .
yoon fiza mehki ke badla maray hamraaz ka rung
saya chushm-e-hairan rukh-e-roshun ka jamal
surkhi-e-lub mein pareshan teree awaz ka rung

Poetry !!!

Chehrey pe merey Zulf ko Phailaao kissi Din
Kiya Roz garaj-tey ho, baras jaao kissi Din

Raazon ki tarha utro merey Dil mein kissi shab
dastak pe merey haath ki khul jaao kissi Din

Phoolon ki tarha "husn" ki baarish mein naha loon
Badal ki tarha jhoom ke ghir aao kissi Din

Khushboo ki tarha guzro merey Dil ki gali say
Phoolon ki tarha mujh pe bikhar jaao kissi Din

Phir haath ko khairaat miley bund qaba ki
Phir Lutf -e- shab-e-wasl ko dohraao kissi Din

Guzrein jo merey ghar sey tou ruk jaaein Sitaarey
Iss tarha meri Raat ko chamkaao kissi Din

Mein Apni har aik saans ussi raat ko dey doon
sar rakh ke merey seeney pe so jaao kissi Din

Waris Shah

dil jud yaar noon day chudya phir an ban in bin un bun ki
bhukur day wich taan tunuya phir tan tan tin tin tun tun ki
chanjer yaar di chunuk muraindi, phir chan chan chin chin chun chun ki
waris shah jud meen rahmut da barsay, phir tan tan tin tin tun tun ki

Kabhee Mein Yaad Aaaaonnn !!!

kabhi main yaad aaoon to kabhi tanhai ke lamhay tumhayn ziyada sataein to kabhi koyal na bolay to aur jugnoo lot jayn to

kabhi jab dil bhi bher jaye koi jab sun na paye to ager sab dost sathi bhi jo tum say roth jaein to kabhi jab khud se lar lar

kar thakan sachoor ho jao kabhi chahte hue bhi khud akele ro na pao to apni ankhon ko bund karna mujhay awaz de dena aur phir

mera tasawur se jo chaho batein keh dena meray kaandhe pe sar rakh kar tum jitna chaho ro lena phir khud main jab lot jao to

ussi duniya chale jana mager bus itna khena hay ke jab bhi dukh ya khushion main humain dil say pukaro ge humain tum sath pao

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