Sardar Ji Jokes

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

"Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour ". "But yaar ", he says, "I am rechecking my answers and am not able to tally them with what I wrote."
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A sardar ji used to go to college with his dog. After some days dog left the college but Sardar had to go still.

You know why???


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Dog graduated but Sardar did not

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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
Radio!
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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sardar to preto
"eik wari i love u keh day"
preto: nahi menu sharam andi ey
sardar:ek wari keh de
preto: nahi
sardar: dekh le fer meri behan nahi?

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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.

Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive."

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Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

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two sardars found two bombs
one said : oye chal yar police ko dey atey hain
2nd sardar : yar agra in main sey koi rastey main phat gaya to?
1st sardar : oye yar tu fikar na kar, keh den gey k aik he mila tha!!!!!

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Santa: Doctor saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga na?
Doctor: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doctor saab varna Anparh (illetrate) aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi
zindagi hai.

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Banta: Yeh chaaku (knife) kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalney ki kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup